Mind Hole Balls

Via the Nefariously Magnificent Nicopolitan:

Nicopolitan: it's gonna blow your mindhole
Nicopolitan: well, maybe not, but still neat
redFred: Hehe
redFred: I will prepare my mindhole
redFred: Pack it all stuffed with all kinds of cotton balls
redFred: Don't wanna lose too much
Nicopolitan: i hear you can get a great deal on mindhole cottonballs at Costco
redFred: Hmm, but it's gonna be a bitch to carry that huge box home
redFred: I'd rather just get the individual packs at Rite Aid
Nicopolitan: individually wrapped mindhole balls
Nicopolitan: like, the ones you get on the airplane
redFred: Sealed for your protection
Nicopolitan: do not open if safety seal has been broken
redFred: Apply to mindhole only with the advice of a trained professional
Nicopolitan: consult a physician to ask if mindholeballs are right for you
redFred: Stop using mindholeballs immediately if you see adverse symptoms such as bleeding, leakage, or grey matter absorption
Nicopolitan: ok, ok ok ok, now we need a slogan
redFred: Mind Hole Balls: A Better Life through Balls ?
Nicopolitan: wow. okay, i just snotted on my keyboard
redFred: Hahaha
Nicopolitan: there is no way i'm not Photoshopping a logo for this